Thursday, 14 December 2017

Bitcoin - Monkey business

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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’ต

The villagers thought that this man is mad.๐Ÿ˜‡

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?๐Ÿค”

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.๐Ÿ˜ฌ

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.๐Ÿ˜‹

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.๐Ÿ™„

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week.  And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.  He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’

The merchant went home.๐Ÿ˜Ž

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹️๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜“

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. ๐Ÿ˜ถ

This news spread like fire.  Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.๐Ÿ˜ฌ

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๐Ÿ’๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each.  The rich bought monkeys in big lots.  The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. ๐Ÿ˜•

But nobody came! ...๐Ÿ˜ค Then they ran to the employee...๐Ÿค 

But he has already left too !๐Ÿ˜‰

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

The Bitcoin will be the next monkey business
๐Ÿ˜œ

It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜…

That' how it will work๐Ÿคฃ

18 comments:

  1. Lol you buy monkey still maybe can let it perform in the circus, buy bitcoin can only pass it in circles like musical chair see who last touch :|

    I have not much knowledge of this crypto fad, am sure tempted like many others to jump on the bandwagon, but just couldn't see how blockchain technology's link with any crypto in particular. If Govts around the world adopt it's own currency in the form of crypto like CryptoYuan, CryptoRoubles, doesn't that make bitcoin worthless?

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  2. Have you truely understand what is bitcoin and how it work and the problem it try to solve ?

    Had you read Satoshi nakamoto bitcoin whitepaper?

    All you wrote on top is just a story of monkey business

    Why don't you give us more on why you think bitcoin is a monkey business

    The fact and proof behind your claim

    Sincerely

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  3. Gents/Ladies (if any), thanks for the comments whether +ve or -ve.

    It was meant to be a joke forwarded by a friend.

    Pls do not take it too hard. Have a good laugh at it.

    Afterall whether it is bitcoin, stocks or even currency, or gold and silver, we should not be too over engrossed in it.

    Life is more than just these material aspects which are temporary, lest we get worked up over an article.

    It is not worth it. Have a good laugh if u you think is funny. If u disagree, dun get upset bcos it is not worth it, and I am entitled to my comments (isn’t it) in my own blog.

    Ok, have a merry Xmas and joyful new year ahead. :-)






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    1. It is good to hear multiple opinions on bitcoin good or bad

      Also to learn that why it is good or why is bad

      I had also heard someone say bitcoin is a scam, a pyramid scheme that on 1 day the top guy will run away with the money

      Obviously he/she did not understand bitcoin and it's decentralized blockchain (no one is in control) so how can the imaginary top guy run away with the money ...

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    2. Hi Anonymous,

      I know what u mean, and I read about bitcoin and I know decentralized blockchain, that nobody is in control. I am not naive to that, just that, it’s not about bitcoins, but the things of this world don’t u realize is just not very right.

      Look currency from the day it started to replace gold/silver n becomes fiat. Does it resembles what u mentioned now that nobody is in control? Same for stocks etc.

      Eventually there will be few major winners and plenty of major losers, be it whether who is in control. Dun u agree?

      The whole point frankly is that life is really not about how well u know ur bitcoin, nor stocks, not how much u earn ur money.

      The human race today is so devoted and concern about how to make things for themselves that most of us live in a prison called “self”. It’s always, what is there for me, or how I can make a name for myself? or how can I prove that I am right? Even husband and wife love themselves so much that there are so many divorces. Parents aren’t truly loving to the children anymore bcos they love their career n their money more than their children in the hearts.

      How about the human race focus and priority changed to be more self-less and help those who are truly in need via love. They will be the one who truly will be exalted and not those who we think are rich, powerful n knowledgeable.

      I m glad that via the course of my blogging and investing that I realized the purpose of life that I finally being set free from the things of the world.

      Today, I rejoiced with the many true friends I had, including many enemies in the past, whom became very close friends now miraculously, and being the head of a loving family with 4 kids having or endeavor to have good relationships with the human race.

      Although I m not perfect n still are prideful n very self at times, but at the very least my priority and my eye is to be more self-less n set my sight on the things that is truly important and no longer on the material part of the world which eventually will vanish.

      May u be blessed and may the truth set all of us free.

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  4. Hi Rolf,

    Seems like this story is pretty popular with many versions. From my pig version and now even to monkey! Haha!

    I’ve read the comments above - focus on making yrself better, happier instead of only thinking to win in the human race. Yolo. Haha

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  5. Dont be too happy or too upset, when the show is ended , all go home. Amen

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